A few jokes. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. ********************** America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. ********************** Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. ********************** Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. ********************** Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common? A: They all made careers pretending to be black men. ********************** Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ********************** Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama? A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin African. ********************** On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people. This year Barack Obama is going as - Barack Obama. ********************** If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved? .... America! ********************** If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard! ********************** Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. |
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