The Top Ten Reasons Why a Handgun Is Better Than a Woman

Handgun Versus Woman

The Top Ten Reasons Why a Handgun Is Better Than a Woman

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

George W. Bush Was Stupid?

You people who think President George W. Bush was "the dumbest president ever" (and, amazingly, many of you still do), please note that political blogger Josh Ray has this message for you:
I just got this in an email from a good friend who is currently serving in the Marines:
 If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?
 If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?
 If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?
 If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to Cinco de Cuatro in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the fourth of May (Cuatro de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?
 If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?
 If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?
 If George W. Bushs administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?
If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?
 If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?
 If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?
If George W.. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plans holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?
 If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?
 So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?
Can't think of anything? Neither can I! Don't worry. He's done all this in 5 months - so you'll have three years and seven months to come up with an answer.
 No-common-sense, naive, incompetent, and uninformed voters did this to themselves. Insanity is wide-spread. Real Americans are waking up.

Our Military Rules And Guidelines

Our Military Rules And Guidelines

Marine Corps Rules:

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a .4 or .5.
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagon al preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10.Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours
11.Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12.In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13.If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

Navy SEAL's Rules

1. Look very cool in sunglasses
2. Kill every living thing within view
3. Adjust Speedo
4. Check hair in mirror

US Army Rangers Rules
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving
2. Locate individuals requiring killing
3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving

US Army Rules

1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee
3. Curse bitterly
4. Curse bitterly
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed
6. Curse bitterly

US Air Force Rules
1. Have a cocktail
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner
3. See what's on HBO=
4. Ask What is a gunfight?'
5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation
6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption

(And I Love This Next One)

US Navy Rules

1. Go to Sea
2. Drink Coffee
3. Deploy Marines

Go Navy !

And the next...  (You've got to love the military, and God bless them
all: U.S. Navy Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-Shirts)

The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East. (It was obviously directed at the Marines.)

To: All Commands Subject:
Inappropriate T-Shirts Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

1. 'Eat Pork or Die'[both English and Arabic versions]
2. 'Shrine Busters'[Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]
3. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy' [Both English and Arabic versions]
4. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more.'  [Both English and Arabic versions]
5. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.' [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]
6.'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.' [Both Arabic and English versions]
7.'Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version]
8.'Infidel' [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.

In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.'
2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?'

All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.

Fwd: OIL ( not a joke)

Subject: OIL ( not a joke)
Here's an interesting read
Also if I may add, about 6 months ago I was watching a news program on oil and one of the Forbes Bros. was the guest. This is out of context, but this is the actual question as asked. The host said to Forbes, "I am going to ask you a direct question and I would like a direct answer, how much oil does the  U.S. have in the ground." Forbes did not miss a beat, he said, "more than all the Middle East put together." Please read below.

The U. S. Geological Service issued a report in April ('08) that only scientists and oil men knew was coming, but man was it big.  It was a revised report (hadn't been updated since '95) on how much oil was in this area of the western 2/3 of  North Dakota ;  western  South Dakota ; and extreme eastern Montana .... check THIS out:

The Bakken is the largest domestic oil discovery since  Alaska 's  Prudhoe Bay , and has the potential to eliminate all American dependence on foreign oil. The Energy Information Administration (EIA) estimates it at 503 billion barrels. Even if just 10% of the oil is recoverable... at $107 a barrel, we're looking at a resource base worth more than $5.3 trillion.

'When I first briefed legislators on this, you could practically see their jaws hit the floor. They had no idea..' says Terry Johnson, the Montana Legislature's financial analyst.

'This sizable find is now the highest-producing onshore oil field found in the past 56 years' reports, The Pittsburgh Post Gaz et te.  It's a formation known as the  Williston  Basin , but is more commonly referred to as the 'Bakken.'  And it stetches from Northern Montana, through  North Dakota and into  Canada .  For years,  U. S. oil exploration has been considered a dead end.  Even the 'Big Oil' companies gave up searching for major oil wells decades ago.  However, a recent technological breakthrough has opened up the Bakken's massive reserves.... and we now have access of up to 500 billion barrels.  And because this is light, sweet oil, those billions of barrels will cost Americans just $16 PER BARREL!

That's enough crude to fully fuel the American economy for 2041 years straight.

2. And if THAT didn't throw you on the floor, then this next one should - because it's from TWO YEARS AGO!

U. S. Oil Discovery- Largest Reserve in the World!
Stansberry Report Online - 4/20/2006 

Hidden 1,000 fe et beneath the surface of the  Rocky Mountains lies the largest untapped oil reserve in the world. It is more than 2 TRILLION barrels.  On August 8, 2005 President Bush mandated its extraction. In three and a half years of high oil prices none has been extracted. With this motherload of oil why are we still fighting over off-shore drilling?

They reported this stunning news:  We have more oil inside our borders, than all the other proven reserves on earth. Here are the official estimates:

- 8-times as much oil as  Saudi Arabia
- 18-times as much oil as  Iraq
- 21-times as much oil as  Kuwait
- 22-times as much oil as  Iran
- 500-times as much oil as  Yemen
- and it's all right here in the  Western United States .

HOW can this BE? HOW can we NOT BE extracting this?  Because the environmentalists and others have blocked all efforts to help  America become independent of foreign oil! Again, we are letting a small group of people dictate our lives and our economy.....WHY?

James Bartis, lead researcher with the study says we've got more oil in this very compact area than the entire Middle East -more than 2 TRILLION barrels untapped.  That's more than all the proven oil reserves of crude oil in the world today, reports The Denver Post.

Don't think 'OPEC' will drop its price - even with this find?  Think again!  It's all about the competitive market place, - it has to. Think OPEC just might be funding the environmentalists?
Got your attention/ire up yet ?  Hope so!  Now, while you're thinking about it ..... and hopefully P.O'd, do this:

3. Pass this along.   If you don't take a little time to do this, then you should stifle yourself the next time you want to complain about gas prices--- because by doing NOTHING, you've forfeited your right to complain.
Now I just wonder what would happen in this country if every one of you sent this to every one in your address book.
By the way...this is all true. Check it out at the link below!!!
GOOGLE it or follow this link.  It will blow your mind.

Fwd: Kentucky Cops


 The Lexington, Kentucky Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Fwd: Fw: Some good truthful statements

A few jokes.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They all made careers pretending to be black men.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin African.

On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people.
This year Barack Obama is going as - Barack Obama.

If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
It started to sink, who would be saved? .... America!

If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

Fwd: FW: Transfonrming America

The Fundamental Transformation of America 

When Obama wrote a book and said he was mentored as a youth by Frank, (Frank Marshall Davis) an avowed Communist, people said it didn't matter. 

When it was discovered that his grandparents, were strong socialists who sent Obama's mother to a socialist school, introduced Frank Marshall Davis to young Obama, people said it didn't matter. 

When people found out that he was enrolled as a Muslim child in school and his father and step father were both Muslims, people said it didn't matter. 

When he wrote in another book he authored "I will stand with them (Muslims) should the political winds shift in an ugly direction." people said it didn't matter. 

When he admittedly, in his book, said he chose Marxist friends and professors in college, people said it didn't matter. 

When he traveled to Pakistan, after college on an unknown national passport, people said it didn't matter. 

When he sought the endorsement of the Marxist party in 1996 as he ran for the Illinois Senate, people said it doesn't matter. 

When he sat in a Chicago Church for twenty years and listened to a preacher spew hatred for America and preach black liberation theology, people said it didn't matter. 

When an independent Washington organization, that tracks senate voting records, gave him the distinctive title as the "most liberal senator", people said it didn't matter. 

When the Palestinians in Gaza, set up a fund raising telethon to raise money for his election campaign, people said it didn't matter. 

When his voting record supported gun control, people said it didn't matter. 

When he refused to disclose who donated money to his election campaign, as other candidates had done, people said it didn't matter. 

When he received endorsements from people like Louis Farrakhan and Muhamar Kadaffi and Hugo Chavez, people said it didn't matter. 

When it was pointed out that he was a total newcomer and had absolutely no experience at anything except community organizing, people said it didn't matter. 

When he chose friends and acquaintances such as Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn who were revolutionary radicals, people said it didn't matter. 

When his voting record in the Illinois senate and in the U.S. Senate came into question, people said it didn't matter. 

When he refused to wear a flag, lapel pin and did so only after a public outcry, people said it didn't matter. 

When people started treating him as a Messiah and children in schools were taught to sing his praises, people said it didn't matter. 

When he stood with his hands over his groin area for the playing of the National Anthem and Pledge of Allegiance, people said it didn't matter. 

When he surrounded himself in the White House with advisors who were pro gun control, pro abortion, pro homosexual marriage and wanting to curtail freedom of speech to silence the opposition people said it didn't matter. 

When he aired his views on abortion, homosexuality and a host of other issues, people said it didn't matter. 

When his background was either scrubbed or hidden and nothing could be found about him, people said it didn't matter. 

When the place of his birth was called into question, and he refused to produce a birth certificate, people said it didn't matter. 

When he had an association in Chicago with Tony Rezco, a man of questionable character, who is now in prison and had helped Obama to a sweet deal on the purchase of his home, people said it didn't matter. 

When it became known that George Soros, a multi-billionaire Marxist, spent a ton of money to get him elected, people said it didn't matter. 

When he started appointing "czars" that were radicals, revolutionaries, and even avowed Marxist/Communists, people said it didn't matter. 

When he stood before the nation and told us that his intentions were to "fundamentally transform this nation" into something else, people said it didn't matter. 

When it became known that he had trained ACORN workers in Chicago and served as an attorney for ACORN, people said it didn't matter. 

When he appointed cabinet members and several advisors who were tax cheats and socialists, people said it didn't matter. 

When he appointed a science czar, John Holdren, who believes in forced abortions, mass sterilizations and seizing babies from teen mothers, people said it didn't matter. . 

When he appointed Kevin Jennings, a homosexual, and organizer of a group called gay, lesbian, straight, Education network, as safe school czar and it became known that he had a history of bad advice to teenagers, people said it didn't matter. 

When he appointed Mark Lloyd as diversity czar and he believed in curtailing free speech, taking from one and giving to another to spread the wealth and admires Hugo Chavez, people said it didn't matter. 

When Valerie Jarrett was selected as Obama's senior White House advisor and she is an avowed Socialist, people said it didn't matter. 

When Anita Dunn, White House Communications director said Mao Tse Tung was her favorite philosopher and the person she turned to most for inspiration, people said it didn't matter. 

When he appointed Carol Browner as global warming czar, and she is a well known socialist working on Cap and trade as the nations largest tax, people said it doesn't matter. 

When he appointed Van Jones, an ex-con and avowed Communist as green energy czar, who since had to resign when this was made known, people said it didn't matter. 

When Tom Daschle, Obama's pick for health and human services secretary could not be confirmed, because he was a tax cheat, people said it didn't matter. 

When as president of the United States, he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, people said it didn't matter. 

When he traveled around the world criticizing America and never once talking of her greatness, people said it didn't matter. 

When his actions concerning the middle-east seemed to support the Palestinians over Israel, our long time friend, people said it doesn't matter. 

When he upset the Europeans by removing plans for a missile defense system against Iran, people said it doesn't matter. 

When he played politics in Afghanistan by not sending troops the Field Commanders said we had to have to win, people said it didn't matter. 

When he started spending us into a debt that was so big we could not pay it off, people said it didn't matter. 

When he took a huge spending bill under the guise of stimulus and used it to pay off organizations, unions and individuals that got him elected, people said it didn't matter. 

When he took over insurance companies, car companies, banks, etc. people said it didn't matter. 

When he took away student loans from the banks and put it through the government, people said it didn't matter. 

When he designed plans to take over the health care system and put it under government control, people said it didn't matter. 

When he set into motion a plan to take over the control of all energy in the United States through Cap and Trade, people said it didn't matter. 

When he finally completed his transformation of America into a Socialist State, people finally woke up........ but it was too late. 

Any one of these things, in and of themselves does not really matter.  But.... when you add them up one by one you get a phenomenal score that points to the fact that our Obama is determined to make America over into a Marxist/Socialist society.  All of the items in the preceding paragraphs have been put into place.  All can be documented very easily.  Before you disavow this, do an internet search.  The last paragraph alone is not yet cast in stone.  You and I will write that paragraph.  Will it read as above or will it be a more happy ending for most of America ?  Personally, I like happy endings.  

If you are an Obama Supporter, please do not be angry with me because I think the President of your choice is a socialist, but there are too many facts supporting this.  If you seek the truth you will be richer for it.  Don't just belittle the opposition.  Search for the truth.  I did.  Democrats, Republicans, Independents, Constitutionalist, Libertarians and what have you, we all need to pull together.  We all must pull together or watch the demise of a society that we all love and cherish.  If you are a religious person, pray for our nation.  

Never before in the history of America have we been confronted with problems so huge that the very existence of our country is in jeopardy.  Don't rely on most television news and what you read in the newspapers for the truth.  Search the internet.  Yes, there is a lot of bad information, lies and distortions there too but you are smart enough to spot the fallacies.  Newspapers are a dying breed.  They are currently seeking a bailout from the government.  Do you really think they are about to print the truth?  Obama praises all the television news networks except Fox who he has waged war against.  There must be a reason.  He does not call them down on any specifics, just a general battle against them.  If they lie, he should call them out on it but he doesn't.  Please, find the truth, it will set you free. 

Our biggest enemy is not China, Russia, Iran; no, our biggest enemy is a contingent of politicians in Washington DC .